leadballoon RP: WFAFO Breaking News "The City Is Hiring"

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Nov 6
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By Slick — November 6, 2025 - leadballoon.gg

The city’s finally flipping the lights on, and with it comes the sound of paperwork, police radios, and half-finished coffee cups. That’s right — the city is officially hiring across the board, and it’s not a rumor this time.

Officials confirmed to WFAFO 13 that nearly every department is open for applications as preparations ramp up for the city’s full launch. If you’ve ever wanted to wear a badge, work the airwaves, or get your name on a door before someone else does — now’s the time.

Departments Looking for Applicants

Sheriff’s Department — Deputies, command staff, and dispatch. If you can handle stress, paperwork, and the occasional chase, they’ll train you.
City Administration — Clerks, coordinators, and staff who can keep the government from tripping over itself.
EMS Division — Medics and support staff. If you can keep people alive until the hospital opens, you’re already overqualified.
WFAFO Channel 13 News — Reporters, field camera crews, and anchors who can survive both deadlines and gunfire.
General Civilian Roles — Entrepreneurs, business owners, and everyday residents ready to build the backbone of the city.

City leaders told WFAFO this push isn’t about filling seats — it’s about building a real community.“Every department, every job, every player matters,” said one administrator. “We’re not here to copy anyone else’s city — we’re building ours.”

Locals React

Residents in Sandy Shores have mixed feelings. Some call it “a new era. ”Others call it “Tuesday.”

When asked if he planned to apply, local personality Tater Biscuit said:

“I already got three jobs and none of ’em pay. Might as well make it four.”

He then offered to “volunteer for mayor again — unofficially.”

The Final Word

The city’s doors are opening and the positions are waiting. From the front desk to the front line, it’s a clean slate and a chance to be part of the story from day one.

Applications are now being accepted — but don’t wait too long; around here, opportunity doesn’t knock twice… it radio-checks and moves on.

This is Slick Voltage, WFAFO Channel 13 — reminding you:

You watch it happen. We warn you after.

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