WFAFO 13 News: PHOTOS LEAK OF SUSPECTED GROW FACILITY

By WFAFO 13 News — December 16, 2025 — leadballoon | RP

SANDY SHORES, SA — Blaine County found itself asking uncomfortable agricultural questions this week after leaked photos began circulating online, appearing to show a large indoor growing operation allegedly connected to local wildcard Tater Biscuit.

The images depict rows of carefully maintained plants under high-intensity lighting, complete with irrigation systems and ventilation equipment — a setup that struck many residents as unusually sophisticated for anything labeled “a hobby.”

As speculation spread, attention quickly turned to one man.

Tater Biscuit.

THE PHOTOS THAT STARTED IT

The photos surfaced late Tuesday and spread rapidly through local channels. Though the location and date remain unverified, the setup shown appears extensive, organized, and intentionally concealed.

Several residents noted the uniform spacing, wiring, and lighting — details more commonly associated with professional operations than backyard gardening.

One nearby resident summed up the mood simply:

“That’s not something you throw together by accident.”

Others were less subtle, questioning why tomatoes would require blackout curtains and airflow systems powerful enough to rattle nearby walls.

TATER’S EXPLANATION

When reached for comment, Tater Biscuit did not deny the existence of the plants. He did, however, reject any suggestion of illegal activity.

“They’re tomatoes,” Tater said.“Left-handed tomato plants.”

When asked what exactly makes a tomato plant left-handed, Tater paused before elaborating.

“You gotta grow ’em different,” he explained.“They don’t like pressure. Or questions.”

Pressed on why the plants required industrial lighting and ventilation, Tater shrugged.

“Some folks need glasses,” he said.“Some tomatoes need privacy.”

AUTHORITIES: NO CONFIRMED INVESTIGATION

Despite growing speculation, local officials confirmed that no arrests, citations, or active investigations have been announced in connection with the leaked photos.

One county source told WFAFO that authorities are aware of the images but emphasized that online circulation does not constitute evidence.

A deputy familiar with Tater-related incidents offered a candid assessment:

“At this point, we don’t react to rumors,” the deputy said.“We wait to see if the rumor starts moving or making noise.”

No further comment was provided.

COMMUNITY REACTION

Reaction across Sandy Shores has ranged from skepticism to amusement.

Some residents joked that the plants looked healthier than anything at the grocery store, while others expressed concern over the possibility of an unregulated operation nearby.

One longtime local noted that confusion tends to follow Tater Biscuit wherever he goes.

“Every time he explains something,” the resident said,“I somehow understand less.”

WHAT HAPPENS NEXT

For now, the photos remain unverified, the plants remain unexplained, and Tater Biscuit remains confident that no laws — agricultural or otherwise — are being broken.

Whether the situation develops into an official inquiry or quietly joins the growing archive of Sandy Shores folklore remains to be seen.

WFAFO REMINDS RESIDENTS

Until verified information is released, residents are encouraged to avoid speculation, resist amateur plant identification, and refrain from asking Tater Biscuit follow-up questions that may complicate matters further.

WFAFO 13 will continue to monitor the situation — especially if more photos surface, or if tomatoes begin requiring NDAs.